A diamond is a diamond
A demand is a demand
Sometimes you won't like the news
But you'll take it like a lamb
No more rogue adventures
No more solitary stands
And no more lonely rides out on the land
All your demons are demeaning
And your appetites are bland
If you don't like the menu son
You can eat out of a can
Some things ain't for certain
Some things you won't understand
And sometimes you get the final word from the backside
Of a hand
Oooee ain't that funny
Oooee hot damn
Will she still call me baby
When I'm cryin' like a man
A diamond is a diamond
A demand is a demand
Hell surely hath no fury
Like a man down fifteen grand
Some things ain't so certain
But most will cost a few clams
And nothing says forever like a shining
Pile of sand
Oooee ain't that funny
Oooee hot damn
Will she still call me baby
When I'm cryin' like a man