I’m a two sided nickel with a heads and a tail
One lands in heaven, the other lands in hell
Ones lands in church and the other lands in jail
You never ever never can tell
I flip it every morning when I wake up and rise
Look down at the floor and rub both my eyes
How this brand new day will go for me
I flip that old nickel and see
Will I get fat, or I get skinny
Will I act dumb, or I get witty
Some days ugly, other pretty
I bounce that nickel of a jaguars titty
I’m a two sided nickel with a heads and a tail
One won’t buy, and one won’t sell
One stood up, the other fell
You never ever never can tell
Guess you could say that I got two sides
One just laughs, the other just cries
Which one from my bed will rise
I flip that nickel, and shut my eyes
Will I stay poor, or hit it big
Will I find gold, or just a twig
Will she love he for who is him
Or will she see my evil twin
Will I get caught, or case go cold
Will I get shot, or make parole
Will I eat dirt, or casserole
You never know
I’m a two sided nickel with a heads and a tail
One lands in heaven and the other lands in hell
Ones lands in church and the other lands in jail
You never ever never can tell