Well I traveled far to get here, did a lot of good
Read the bible and lived like it said I should
Never said a bad word, never cursed
I rehearsed to be an angel and sang each verse
Oh I took the high road, and when I grew old
I looked forward to those streets of gold
But heaven ain’t got tacos and beers
Why didn’t anyone tell me
Heaven ain’t got tacos and beers
What in the hell are we doin' here
When I asked him for the check he said buddy what the heck
I ain’t even read you all of our specials yet
I said, Michael Angel, angel please
Would you show me the exit, I gotta to leave
Out the window, I was free
Left my halo my wallet and silky white wings
Cause heaven ain’t got tacos and beers
Why didn’t anyone tell me
That heaven ain’t got tacos and beers
What in the hell are we doin’ here