This little doggy don’t sleep no more
He’s got two little kittens who need it more
He pulls on his boots and heads to the store
To get a six pack bread and mayo
He gets a six pack bread and mayo
That ain’t too healthy
This little doggy is a jungle gym
He’s got two little monkeys climbing over him
It’s been a lot of fun but when he’s done
He gets the six pack bread and mayo
He gets a six pack bread and mayo
That ain’t too healthy
This little doggy don’t sleep no more
He finally fall asleep and starts to snore
But the window breaks he’s gotta stay up late
To get a six pack bread and mayo
To get a six pack bread and mayo
And fix the window
This little doggy used to be the man
A rollin’ stone without a plan
Now he stays in town and hangs around
To get the six pack bread and mayo
He gets a six pack bread and mayo
Summer comes along and they hit the pool
Mama’s lookin’ good and he’s feeling’ cool
But it ain’t so great, you know he’s outta shape
Because of six pack bread and mayo
Because of six pack bread and mayo
That ain’t too healthy